Libragirl

Some emails I got

19 Jun 2007 3 Comments

by Libragirl in Boredom, Email Me, Just Stuff

I have nothing to say -so I am copying emails I got

VALUABLE INFORMATION

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or tequila,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = poop,    Wine = Health.  Therefore, it’s better to drink
wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, it is being
done as a public service. Please pass along this important
information.

I like to ponder.  Consider these:

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60′s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he’s going to look up there anyway?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you ever wonder why you read this blog?