Tomorrow can’t suck any worse

So it’s Monday-  a bad day in general.

I wake up- I pick up J at the garage, we get breakfast and go to work which just sucks.  I have a REALLY BAD HEADACHE  all day, my nose is runny and my eyes are so itchy I want to take them out and scratch them.

We leave at 4:30 and I take J to get her car.   And then I go home and I pull into my driveway and then I go get the garbage can and look and see my TIRE IS FLAT AS A PANCAKE  So I do what any normal girl does.   I call the physical therapist and tell them I am going to be late, only to find out I didn’ have an appt.  Then I go to the tire place to get my tire fixed.   It’s a 3.5 hour wait -  to fix an effin flat  Then another customer says – you have triple A, call them.  Crap.   I do have AAA and I could have called them from my house but I forgot I had AAA and went to the tire place and then had to wait 1 HOUR for them to come.

Then I get home.  Eat, watch tv a normal night.   It’s now 8:55 and my doorbell rings – WTF  my doorbell never rings – I just figure it’s a neighbor telling my I left my garage door open.   But I look and the door is closed.   And there’s my sister   She couldn’t get through and I wasn’t answering my cell so she packed up the princess and came over to make sure I wasn’t dead.

I search the house and all the phones are on the hook, but no dial tone.  So I call The Phone Company that has annoying commercials – yes I can hear you now…. -  and the recorded messages states there is a phone outage in my area (really) and that they expect it up and running by 11pm  Thursday 11/1.

Today is Monday  10/29…it’s gonna take 3 effin days to fix.   Great -  just keepin my cell charged.

Then I go to charge my gps.   but it’s the wrong charger so now I have 2 to return.     remind me why I woke up this morning.

There were others besides Conjunction Junction

or how I got though Elementary School

Presents

I got a portable GPS for my birthday from my parents.   I need a name. I was thinking Agatha  (seriously, I love that name, if I ever wanted kids, I was gonna name a girl Agatha)

What do you think?

it’s today


In 1970 (the year you were born)


Richard Nixon is president of the US

A federal jury finds the “Chicago 7″ innocent of conspiring to incite riots during the 1968 Democratic National Convention

The lunar spacecraft Apollo 13 splashes down in the Pacific after near catastrophe

The first Earth Day is marked by millions of Americans participating in anti-pollution demonstrations

At Kent State University, National Guardsmen fire into a crowd killing four student antiwar demonstrators

A powerful earthquake claims 50,000 lives in Peru

18 year olds are given the right to vote in federal elections

Tidal wave driven by cyclone from Bay of Bengal hits East Pakistan, killing hundreds of thousands

An anti-war rally is held at Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, attended by John Kerry, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland

Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey, Andre Agassi, Uma Thurman, Jennifer Lopez, and Matt Damon are born

Baltimore Orioles win the World Series

Kansas City Chiefs win Superbowl IV

Boston Bruins win the Stanley Cup

Tearjerker Love Story is the top grossing film

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou is published

“The Long and Winding Road” becomes the Beatles’ last Number 1 song

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Thanks

for everything

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