Libragirl

If it rains

24 Jun 2008 2 Comments

by Libragirl in General

at all from Philly to A/C and anywhere in between – it’s my fault I watered the lawn. Sorry about that Jersey folks.

My favorite time

24 Jun 2008 1 Comment

by Libragirl in General

is when I first turn the light off, my bedroom door is open all the way blocking the night light in the bathroom (shut up- getting up to pee and not being able to see in the bathroom is bad and who the hell wants to turn on a big light)

there is no light in my backyard.  It’s all woods and no streetlights.    The house is completely dark.  And for a few seconds it’s like a cave….pitch black.

My eyes adjust to the dark.   Now the only light is from my clock and the smoke detector.   A few minutes later, you notice the light in the back from the streetlights in front.  Sort of dim lights, not enough to see clearly, but enough to make the trees just spooky enough looking.

I pull the covers up,  all the way to my neck and over my head, just leaving my face poking out – and close my eyes.

I let sleep take over.

I love the pitch black time of night.   when you can’t see anything and it’s just DARK

I love the time when your eyes are getting adjusted to the dark, you see things and it looks spooky  (what is that on the floor, is it bugs, or someone waiting -no- it’s my pillow with the sham on it)

I love waking up in the middle of the night and doing the roll over, what time is it, how much more sleep do I get before my alarm goes off -   and getting all covered up and cozy again.

I love night time.

But then morning comes.   I don’t mind morning.  I am a morning person (I know that is almost a curse word to some people)   but I am.   I get moving pretty easily.

But my favorite time of the day, is when I turn the lights off at night and climb into bed and sleep.

What’s your favorite time.

George Carlin

23 Jun 2008 4 Comments

by Libragirl in General

George Carlin passed away at 71. These are part of 2 of my favorite rants.

Meatcake

Perhaps the worst thing that can happen is to reach into the refrigerator and come out with something that you cannot identify at all. You literally do not know what it is. Could be meat, could be cake. Usually, at a time like that, I’ll bluff. “Honey, is this good?” “Well, what is it?” “I don’t know. I’ve never seen anything like it. It looks like…meatcake!” “Well, smell it.” (snort, sniff) “It has absolutely no smell whatsoever!” “It’s good! Put it back! Somebody is saving it. It’ll turn up in something.” Thats what frightens me. That someone will consider it a challenge and use it just because it’s in there.

The 7 words you can’t say on TV
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They’d have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That’s what they told us they were, remember?
“That’s a bad word!” No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don’t you, that you can’t say on television?
“Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits”
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that’ll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
“Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits”
Wow! …and Tits doesn’t even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? “Hey, Tits, come here,
man.

Proven Fact

21 Jun 2008 4 Comments

by Libragirl in General

LOOKS GOOD!

DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?
We were raised on HERSHEY chocolate as kids and continued
eating it into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from
now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given
any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.

HERSHEY Chocolate
can cause SMALL FEET!