Words for Women to Live By
01 Jul 2009 6 Comments
in Sarcasm is my 2nd language, Silliness
1. Aspire to be Barbie – the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits – buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it’s gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
I’ve got nothin
01 Jul 2009 3 Comments
in General
so you get some cute things the kids did and said
The boys started day camp. They were given pre-addressed pre-stamped post cards all they have to do is write hi and I’m alive - we will see if that happens
The princess and my sister and a friend went somewhere for a weekend I don’t remember where
Princess – I want to call grandma and grandpa
sister -they are sleeping
Princess – that’s ok the phone will wake them
Princess - hi grandma
Grandma – it’s 10pm why are you up
Princess I’m on california time
The friend they are with is from California and keeps saying that.
I wasn’t kidding when I said I had nothing I have been sick for 2 days - I am laying in bed getting ready to crash
i have no school this week and i am TIRED
You said it