I may actually die of boredom
02 Oct 2008 3 Comments
in Boredom, Just Stuff
It is 8:14 pm on Thursday. I am sitting in class (still, again) and bored out of my skull.
I have memorized the keyboard, what finger goes on what key and all that great stuff.
My typing final is Monday the 6th - typing test for speed - 3x – the best of 3 is the one to be used for the grade- I type fast, until I get timed. I am not worried about not passing, you need to type 35 wpm to pass and even on a really bad day – I do 50-60 wpm
Tuesday – the 7th- is Spanish test - why Spanish – because the teacher decided that we should know basic Spanish…OK - I got the basic she wants to teach us, since I remember most of it from high school, whatever.
Thursday -the 9th- after not having to work all day- WOOT! – I have to come into school for a 10 question written test - sample questions
What keys are on the first row of a keyboard 123456789
what finger do you use to get the @ symbol - shift and 2
What is the 3rd row of letters asdfghjkl;
That type of stuff. I basically know the keyboard, I just have to look at it after I write it out.
10/13 starts my 2nd class - did you think I was gonna start paralegal stuff - so did I -nope – learn to write letters. SERIOUSLY!!!
This is one of the reasons why I have started drinking at happy hour on Fridays.
Speaking of which - only 2 more days until Britt, Jarett (SP, sorry if it’s wrong) Poppy and Dawg and Robin hanging out in NYC. There will be much fun had by all of us. THere is even a hot-blogger dinner, that Robin and I were invited to as dates – I don’t know whose dates we are, and I don’t care. A fun time is pre-ordained.
I don’t have internet on my phone, but I am sure twatting will be done by the others.
I will have my i-pod w/ wi-fi if I can find hotspots, I will twat and post as well. There will be no making out since Britt stopped that sort of thing.
MORE RANDOM CRAP
The other night I got 3 hours sleep freaking out about work. I told my manager and she calmed me down. I know I have nothing to freak about, the trial will work out and I covered my butt, but my direct sup (hereinafter called penishead, or PN for short) his advice, stop thinking about it.
REALLY!! That’s all I have to do – Stop thinking about it. That’s the exact same thing as saying, ignore the pink elephant in the room….IT DOESN’T WORK trust me…I was thinking about Robbie Williams and NPH (he’s straight in my life) and yeah – everything ended up in court and back to this stupid case.
So I took Ativan or Ambian I don’t know which one, but it worked. 8.5 hours of dead sleep.
I just keep looking at the light at the end of the tunnel. 18 months until I have my paralegal degree and can get a job that is better then the one I have. I know – the grass is always greener, but a job that doesn’t involve taking anti-anxiety drugs or sleeping pills, that would be swell.
It’s now 8:35. latta gatas
Bizarre
08 Sep 2008 5 Comments
in Just Stuff
I had a dream the other night involving a blogger and two of my friends from work.
not mentioning who the blogger was.
(how many of you just stopped reading)
So my two friends CJ and T needed a ride home. CJ lives in the opposite direction of me and T but I said fine – no big deal. Blogger needed a ride also but apparently didn’t wait around after work for me since he didn’t like CJ or T.
Fine I drove CJ home and then T and then saw blogger sitting in a car with a bunch of other people. He gets out of the car and starts yelling at me that I didn’t wait for him. T and I start yelling back we waited for 20 minutes and then saw him in unknown persons car so we left.
then Blogger and I started walking and talking and apologizing.
And that was it. Nothing major happening in it. And blogger would not yell at me since we are friends, especially since he got a ride home from someone else.
I would say that it meant something but I am pretty sure it was just odd.
And this is why I shouldn’t be allowed to use a computer after 9
15 Aug 2008 5 Comments
in Boredom, General, Just Stuff
I think my computer is reading my mind. No really….I was playing go fish and the other 3 players kept taking my cards. It ended up ok since I still won, but it was creepy there for a minute
I learned how to twat (sorry bro) from my i-pod touch. Know if I can learn to spell. It’s twitterific
I was gonna post something that happened today that pissed me off…but I am done talking about it..for now..I still might post it…if I do, it will probably be a private post. Maybe…I haven’t decided and i will most likely give the password if you ask, but whatever.
Real life may be starting soon
07 May 2008 14 Comments
in Boredom, Getting to know me, Just Stuff
and that suck giant balls. The post TC buzz (of OMG I met so many great people, not the alcohol buzz – that was done by Sunday) is slowly coming to an end. I just hope everyone keeps visiting and commenting and possibly caring about my real life which is BORING
I go back to pt today - my 2nd visit - of course the fact that I am up typing this at 3:00 am after 4 hours sleep – may prevent me from doing anything else besides that today. Although the therapist said that the not being able to sleep is normal, I don’t think he meant that losing 4-6 hours of sleep is good (does that make sense) I can get a full night sleep if I take something (advil or tylenol pm) but I don’t want to do that
Pt is 12 – 1 then I have to get mothers day cards for my mother, sister and sister in law, as well as from my niece to my sister. I have to go to Verizon because my phone keeps saying my v/m is full when it isn’t and I want to take a nap maybe later before picking up the princess.
Thursday I have my last doctor’s appt. Well not really the last one but the last free post surgery follow up. Right now he is sending me back to work on Monday, which sucks even gianter balls
Maybe if I whine about the lack of sleeping and not being able to lift my arm above my head he won’t send me back to work yet. On the plus side - I will be changing desks when I go back to hell work. I will be getting a “new” desk which is better shelved for me and my lack of being able to reach up. Also - when the racist, anti-Semitic rat bastard comes to my dept - I won’t have to sit next to his stanky ass.
Maybe I will start working on my resume as well. I want to be out of there by the end of the summer.
Anyone know how to right a resume - I haven’t done it in 8 years and my old one is on my parents old I-Mac which isn’t plugged in. Maybe I will see if I can get it off that hard drive this weekend when I am in LI.
Reuter’s oddly enough
22 Aug 2007 2 Comments
in Just Stuff
MOSCOW (Reuters) – A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”
I’m gonna have to say - sitting naked and drinking vodka brought it on. Just a guess.
LONDON (Reuters) – A 12-year-old British boy appeared in court Wednesday charged with assault for throwing a sausage at a pensioner, police said.
The boy’s mother described the decision to charge her son as “an absolute joke,” although police said they had no choice.
The youth, who can’t be named, was arrested after a 74-year-old man reported him to police for throwing a stone in Manchester, northern England.
The object turned out to be a cocktail sausage.
“Charging was the only option because the boy had previously been issued with three reprimands on separate occasions,” a Greater Manchester Police spokeswoman said.
Police and prosecutors have launched a joint review of the case after a judge at Manchester Youth Court reportedly urged them to reconsider.
“If he has done what was suggested it is very bad behavior,” District Judge Tim Devas was reported as saying in the Manchester Evening News. “But is it in the public interest to prosecute a 12-year-old boy who threw a sausage?”
The boy’s mother said her son was worried he might be sent to prison.
Really sausage? They don’t have better things to throw then cocktail weenies, although I have been tempted to throw them at people
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